Aluminium chip cases are all well and good, but if your partner runs a tight ship it’s highly unlikely you’re going to be allowed to keep them on display in the dining room.

Hide them in this nifty bit of kit and you’ll be safe.

It’s a two-tier case, which comes with a brass key to keep sticky fingers away.

Yes, it’s totally and utterly unnecessary, and it’s not the sort of thing you’re going to be dragging down the pub, but for the simple fact of affording chips the respect they deserve it’s well worth 50 notes of anyone’s money.